You know your flat-brim is totally rad when you blow mushroom clouds out your arse.
Happy valentines day everyone! I sincerely hope everyone is treating their loved ones well today.
My bum has to put up with a lot of shit. You would think on valentines day I could give it a break. Nup. I’m a complete arsehole who revels in the power of our abusive relationship.
It was with this in mind that I sampled this Ass Gas sauce.
The first thing that hits you is the graphics. Aren’t they great?!?!?! The pain on the moron’s face, as he disintegrates the seat of his pants with noxious gas – Gold!
The sauce tastes great. It tastes like ultra-concentrated vegetable soup, probably due to the addition of carrots. This gives the sauce an unoffensive natural sweetness. Other notable flavours are vinegar (quite strong vinegar flavour) and the flavour of the chilli (red habanero and scotch bonnet – two of my favs).
The heat is sharp and prickly in the mouth and eases to a toasty burn through the throat – ooooh yeah.
Ass Gas is one of the best I’ve had, however it won’t be getting The Burning Anus Award because the flavour is not quite as unique as the jerk sauce I sampled yesterday.
Heat Rating – 6/10
Taste Rating – 7/10
Ring Sting – 1/10
Pros – Balanced heat, strong flavour
Cons – Nothing unique about flavour
Price – gift
Purchased from – Chilemojo (www.chilemojo.com.au)
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