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Restaurant Review: Berowra Waters Inn

20 Jan

OK, so this isn’t a chilli related post. But whatever, it’s about food and I felt like writing about it.

For Pruey’s Christmas present I got her seaplane flights, and lunch at Berowra Waters Inn, on the Hawksbury River.

Berowra Waters is back in the hands of Tony Bilson, to some controversy, considering his unpaid creditors from previous ventures. Who cares, this is open, and it’s amazing.

I think the best way to review restaurants is by captioned photos (see below).

Visiting Berowra Waters by seaplane has to be one of the world’s greatest dining experiences. The whole package is faultless. The biggest issue with Berowra Waters Inn is that I am worried they will not have enough patronage to survive. We were there on a warm/overcast Saturday and there would have only been 10 other diners. Now it is true that there has been some disgustingly hot weather in Sydney lately, and there have been bushfire in the Hawksbury area, but this restaurant seriously needs more bums on seats.

I am calling out, all you Sydney arseholes, who pose around every weekend, have massive benders. Just forgo one bender and visit this place. I promise you will have the time of your life, and you will be helping to ensure others can continue to appreciate this amazing experience, into the future.

Pro’s: Seaplane view, food, wine, service, location, atmosphere

Con’s: No air con, expensive, lack of unusual wines matched to the food

Rating: 8.5/10

To book: http://www.berowrawatersinn.com or http://www.seaplanes.com.au

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Pruey and I about to board the plane.

The view of Sydney.

The view of Sydney.

The restaurant from the water.

The restaurant from the water.

Couple of glasses of Gosset Rose to kick off proceedings.

Couple of glasses of Gosset Rose, to kick off proceedings.

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Amuse-bouche (I fucking hate that word). Parsely macaroon with tuna tartare in middle was best. The eel thing at the bottom was amazing too and tasted like salmon dip.

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Foam and jelly cop a lot of flack from food writers, who love making huge statements, to drum up attention. Fuck those imbeciles. If something is good, it’s good. Foam and jelly in this dish is rad. This dish had a couple of plump oysters, hidden under a laying of jelly, beneath this foam. Probably best oysters I’ve ever had.

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Confit ocean trout, with smoked milk and wild rice, was incredible. I enjoyed the theatre of this dish, as the waiter poured consomme over it, the crisped skin on top sounded like rice bubbles crackling. The fish was just set and the textures of this dish were amazing!

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This was called ‘Vegetable Garden’. It was pretty much just that. Very nice, for vegetables. Bring on the meat!

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This was roasted duck with peach. It was matched with an awesome Pinot from Dexter in Vic. I love duck and this didn’t disappoint. It was nice watching the ducks swimming in the river, from the top of the food pyramid.

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This was the best dish. Slow cooked beef rib (40hrs @ 69C apparently) with potato terrine, truffle mash and cos. The beef was soft and unctuous; the terrine was crispy; and the truffle mash was unbelievable. It could have done without the cos.

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Cheese plate with cheddar and caramalised red onion sorbet. I like this but i much prefer your traditional cheese board with some fruit bread or something.

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Dessert was called ‘Tropicana’ and was a mixture of different techniques. It was nice and pretty. I forgot to take a photo of it, so here is a picture of the house churned butter (great current fad!) with volcanic salt, which I preferred to the dessert anyway. Fat bastard!

Product Review: Desert Pepper Habanero Salsa

18 Jan
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Shits on supermarket salsa.

Whilst on a chilli buying rampage – at Blackwattle Deli (Sydney Fishmarkets) – I picked up a jar of this salsa for $5 from a bargain bin!!!! What an absolute bargain. In hindsight I didn’t check the best before, but it didn’t make my guts any worse than they already are, so happy days.

The Desert Pepper website describes the salsa as:

“Sell your soul and steel your taste-buds for a red-hot descent into the fiery pit of flavor.  It’s an unholy alliance of tropical habaneros and molten jalapenos that’s hotter than Hades, and viciously delicious.  Feel the burn.  Because you know you’re a glutton for punishment, and this salsa will leave you begging for more.”

Their analysis of their own product is half right and half wrong. While the salsa did “steel my tastebuds” and is “viciously delicious”, it certainly does not deliver on its satanic promises of a “descent into the fiery pit”.

It is a very fruity and tomatoey salsa with lots of big fresh chunks of stuff. This is the perfect salsa to replace supermarket rubbish like Doritos or Old El Paso salsa.

There is enough heat there to be interesting but its nothing crazy.

Other than the lack of heat, I also thought the salsa wasn’t salty enough. This could play into its favour though when paired with mega salty foods like chips or tacos.

This one is well worth the buy, especially if you can get it for 5 bucks!!!

Heat Rating – 2/10

Taste Rating – 7.5/10

Ring Sting – 0/10

Pros – Fresh, fruity

Cons – Lack of heat, not salty enough

Price – $5

Purchased from – Blackwattle Deli at the Sydney Fishmarkets

Product Review: Mad Dog 357 – 357,000 Scoville Hot Sauce

15 Jan
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Yuck!

This sauce tastes like shit. But – fuck me – she strong!

I’d heard about this bad boy being hot, so I bought a little bottle to try. I only went for the small size as I knew this sauce contained extract, which can lead to unpleasant taste.

I took the thermonuclear vessel into work, to enjoy with my meat and veg. Turned out I was working with my buddy – Kilby (as featured in previous Tassie posts). He is a brave man and despite having a relatively limited exposure to extreme heat, he decided to join me in a world of burn!

We probably ingested about a teaspoon each with our food, and we were both in trouble. Firstly it tastes like arse crack. A very fake, bitter, chemical flavour that overwhelms whatever you put it with. The heat is immediate and intense. A very sharp and even heat. Somehow I got some in my throat and it made me gag.

This sauce is not recommended for anyone. It’s hot and doesn’t taste good. I can name some sauces equally as hot that taste nice, so don’t bother with this one.

Despite the sweat and tears, we had a ball. Below are some photos that document the fun we had.

Heat Rating – 8.5/10

Taste Rating – 1/10

Ring Sting – 7.5/10

Pros – Very hot

Cons – Use of extract, bad flavour

Price – $10

Purchased from – http://www.chilemojo.com.au

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Disclaimer on bottle. Neglects to inform the consumer about the taste of bum.

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Rest of disclaimer.

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Kilby drawing in the big ones!