Bell is as impressed as me, with this delicious, but incredibly weak sauce.
Despite the enticing name this chili sauce was a flop.
Don’t get me wrong, Larry has made a delicious sauce with a sweet and smokey flavour. It’s made from Habanero chili and also has some Chipotle in there, giving it a lovely dark appearance. It’s an oozer, and is quite thick and unctuous on the pour, requiring some spanking to spew forth. I lathered it all over my rissole and steamed veg and had a lovely meal.
However, we’re not here to fuck spiders, we’re here to rip our faces apart with blistering heat.
Unfortunately Larry, even with your Pussy Juice dripping down my chin I was left unaroused.
Heat Rating – 3/10
Taste Rating – 7/10
Ring Sting – 0/10
Price – $12
Purchased from – http://www.chilimojo.com.au
Chilligasm 
Do we assume you allowed for adequate time to pass for your Ring Sting rating?
Maybe you need to have a Chin shot of each Sauce showing it’s complexity & mess factor.
Matt, this is a scientific operation. I allow 24hrs between consumption and ring sting determination. Not sure what a ‘Chin shot’ is, but it sounds good.