Product Review: Mad Dog 357 – 357,000 Scoville Hot Sauce

15 Jan
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Yuck!

This sauce tastes like shit. But – fuck me – she strong!

I’d heard about this bad boy being hot, so I bought a little bottle to try. I only went for the small size as I knew this sauce contained extract, which can lead to unpleasant taste.

I took the thermonuclear vessel into work, to enjoy with my meat and veg. Turned out I was working with my buddy – Kilby (as featured in previous Tassie posts). He is a brave man and despite having a relatively limited exposure to extreme heat, he decided to join me in a world of burn!

We probably ingested about a teaspoon each with our food, and we were both in trouble. Firstly it tastes like arse crack. A very fake, bitter, chemical flavour that overwhelms whatever you put it with. The heat is immediate and intense. A very sharp and even heat. Somehow I got some in my throat and it made me gag.

This sauce is not recommended for anyone. It’s hot and doesn’t taste good. I can name some sauces equally as hot that taste nice, so don’t bother with this one.

Despite the sweat and tears, we had a ball. Below are some photos that document the fun we had.

Heat Rating – 8.5/10

Taste Rating – 1/10

Ring Sting – 7.5/10

Pros – Very hot

Cons – Use of extract, bad flavour

Price – $10

Purchased from – http://www.chilemojo.com.au

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Disclaimer on bottle. Neglects to inform the consumer about the taste of bum.

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Rest of disclaimer.

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Kilby drawing in the big ones!

2 Responses to “Product Review: Mad Dog 357 – 357,000 Scoville Hot Sauce”

  1. Doozie's avatar
    Doozie January 16, 2013 at 10:31 pm #

    Joe

    I’ve worked my way through the “The Chilli Factory”, “Ass Reaper”, “BHM” and “the reaper” since Xmas. As an antidote I’m now moving to “Curried Chillies” by Pakco. This brings the taste back away from the heat. Try it.
    Doozie

    • joepemberton1's avatar
      joepemberton1 January 17, 2013 at 3:09 am #

      Jeez! Not surprised you need a break! I would love you to do a guest post about the Moruga Paste you had. I’ll have to get hold of some of those curried chillies, they sound epic.

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