My arse! The quick-eze do nothing!
This homie is the culprit for my recent hiatus.
CaJohns Trinidad Moruga Scorpion Puree didn’t just blown my arse to pieces like a shot from a WWII rifle, it also left me with intense and lasting gut pain like I had coped the pointy end of a bayonet. Essentially I recieve the old one-two: a bullet up the bum and a stab in the guts.
This isn’t really a sauce. It is simply pureed Moruga Scorpion chilli. This is the worlds hottest chilli (certified by Guiness Book of Records) rated at 1.4m scoville units (560 times hotter than tabasco!!!!!).
I knew it would hurt my gut so I took some quick-eze with me as a preemptive measure. It did nothing.
The taste is quite nice. Almost sickeningly sweet and not very savoury at all. Then the heat. Oh baby. It is immediate and brutal.
Eat mouthful felt like my mouth and throat had chlamydia, such was the intense razor blade burn.
Afterwards I was sweating and panting. The gut ache lasted about 3 hours and the for 10 days after I got a sore gut any time I ate anything dense or spicey.
My mate Adam sampled the puree and reported being doubled over with stomach pain.
This is a fucking serious sauce. Don’t muck around with this!
Reserve your use of this sauce for playing pranks on loved ones and inducing stomach cramps for days off work.
Heat Rating – 9/10
Taste Rating – 4/10
Ring Sting – 8.5/10
Pros – Funny how much this rattles you
Cons – Gut pain, too fruity
Price – $20
Purchased from – http://www.chilemojo.com.au
Chilligasm 
I salute your dedication! (I am also glad I don’t share a bog with you!)
Haha thanks tomberan1! Some call it dedication, some call it stupidity!